mahwdichette:

rend-herring:

“..unspoken love is more tangible.” What? No is no ya fucken reprobate, have ye ever actually BEEN in love? If we’re in a relationship, and u dinny have the courage to tell me that shite, am packing the bags, how’s that for tangible. Is nae 7th grade, we submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known OUT LOUD lit fucken adults. Did no have this lonely childhood and existential crisis and spend all this money oan therapy no tae hear you tell me am worth this love out loud and am supposed tae ken because u hoovered the rugs last Saturday

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k-eke:

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coolcatgroup:

katy-pervy:

coolcatgroup:

hall–o–ween:

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You comfie bud???

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He does. Leave him alone

@katy-pervy HE’S A GRUMPHKIN




thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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sangoireseussian:

daddy-frnk:

hearse-in-reverse:

bannerinthevalley:

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

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"

I make it a point to be happy with the little things. The bus that pulls up exactly as I get to the stop. The job I was certain I wouldn’t get. The cup of coffee a friend hands me, free of charge. They remind me that life is filled with tiny, good moments. And they add up. If you take care to remember them, they add up. 

And when the ocean attempts to swallow you whole, these moments will save you—they’ll carry you through and keep you afloat. If you only take care to remember them.

"

—d.e.m. (via daniellemanahan)



succ-my-pandas-dick:

pr1nceshawn:

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

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loserusername:

hishandscouldntstopshaking:

lgbtqwritingprompts:

A woman on her 18th birthday is told by her parents that they are gay and lesbian, only marrying to please their families. Her father had been forced to end his relationship with his boyfriend (after the sham marriage) after being caught ‘cheating’ and ‘sinning’. Her mother’s girlfriend’s family took the news bad and the girlfriend committed suicide. So, the daughter goes back in time to change events hoping for a happy ending, even if it meant she wouldn’t be born.

i would read the fuck out of this

She goes back in time and fixes it but some how is still alive to go back and find her father donated to her mother so her and lover could start a family
he is still involved in there life as her ‘uncle’
There I made a happy ending.


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